May is National Masturbation Month, and we're celebrating with Feeling Yourself , a series exploring the finer points of self-pleasure. Sometimes, left to our own devices, us humans will do stupid things — especially when horny. After scouring forums on which people described their weirdest masturbating tools a lot of plastic baggies, a lot of doll parts? Cleaning equipment isn't the best idea for your equipment.
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So is the fact that more masturbation aides exist than colors in the rainbow, and then some. Typically your hand can be considered a safe bet for masturbation. Sharp or jagged nails can do a number on these sensitive body parts, Jacques Moritz , M. These abrasions—no matter how tiny—can leave your delicate genital tissues feeling inflamed, irritated, and uncomfortable. They can also make you more susceptible to sexually transmitted infections STIs by creating openings for infection-causing pathogens to enter, according to Dr. And you should always wash your hands and under your fingernails before putting them anywhere near your vagina or related parts, Natasha Chinn , M. It makes sense that a resourceful person might see a zucchini, cucumber, or banana and get some ideas.
Ladies: Do you know what happens when you masturbate?
DIY if you're dumb enough to try. This year was no different — at least until my family sat down to binge-watch Making a Murderer. I went to pull out my box bullet — to finish the job my fingers started — when I made a very upsetting discovery: I had forgotten my vibrator. I was dildo-less.
Years ago I remember hearing a story about a girl I grew up with fucking herself with a cucumber. That tale always stuck with me until I stuck one in me. This was back in my pre-intercourse days so it wasn't as romantic an experience as I imagined it would be, but it got the job done. When you can't afford toys or the real thing's not available, you've got to think outside of your box girls, and get creative.